Wife...

My sister LOVES to pretend to be animals. She is constantly acting like some animal. She even has a jump rope that she uses as a monkey tail. One day she was playing with her friend and he wanted to play house but she wanted to play dogs. My mom said that he could play house and have a pet dog. Then he said, "I DON'T WANT A DOG! I WANT A WIFE!" Hopefully she will want to be a wife more than an animal some day!

Quotes...

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While listening to a song from the 70's...

"We listened to this song and danced when you were high."

"You were high?"

"I pretended to be..."

After watching a VHS movie and seeing the static at the end...

Makayla: "What's it going to do now?"

Brenna: "I don't know. It's just black and white dots."

"Hollister is a sex shop and you shouldn't go there."

When Brenna found out that I was moving but it wasn't to Nyssa.

Brenna: "She's moving already?"

Mom: "Yeah, just to another apartment in Boise."

Brenna: "Oh...they should move over here already."

After my cousin (who was in bed) heard my dad eating cereal at night...

"I heard you eating that bowl of cereal and I needed one so bad. That milk and crunch. Mmmm."

"Can you give me a wep wipe?" Yes...wep wipe not wet wipe. 

Said during a prayer in primary...

"Please help us pass out the doormats."

"Honesty is like being pregnant. You are or you aren't."

And a couple from a TV show because they are fantastic:

"That is just too many words in a row. We need to take a break."

"Sometimes shenanigans is another word for doing what's necessary."