If you are on your phone during a date I'm going to assume that you don't like me and would rather be somewhere else. If this is true, don't ask me out. I have better things to do than sit and watch you text another girl and then talk about what you're texting her about.
Thanks,
Sam
Dear Duet,
If you want to go on a date with me, especially on Valentine's Day, you might want to ask me more than the night before.
Thanks,
Girl-with-a-life
Dear Blondie,
See above
Dear ...,
I don't know what to do with you. I guess we will just continue to be friends.
Love,
Sam
Dear Cedar,
Weekend=mostly great, Goodbye=epic fail, After goodbye=even greater epic fail.
See ya,
Out-of-Stater
Dear Layton,
You totally boosted my ego. Good job!
Thanks,
The extrovert

