Enjoy the following quotes brought to you by my family and friends!
While listening to a song from the 70's...
"We listened to this song and danced when you were high."
"You were high?"
"I pretended to be..."
After watching a VHS movie and seeing the static at the end...
Makayla: "What's it going to do now?"
Brenna: "I don't know. It's just black and white dots."
"Hollister is a sex shop and you shouldn't go there."
When Brenna found out that I was moving but it wasn't to Nyssa.
Brenna: "She's moving already?"
Mom: "Yeah, just to another apartment in Boise."
Brenna: "Oh...they should move over here already."
After my cousin (who was in bed) heard my dad eating cereal at night...
"I heard you eating that bowl of cereal and I needed one so bad. That milk and crunch. Mmmm."
"Can you give me a wep wipe?" Yes...wep wipe not wet wipe.
Said during a prayer in primary...
"Please help us pass out the doormats."
"Honesty is like being pregnant. You are or you aren't."
And a couple from a TV show because they are fantastic:
"That is just too many words in a row. We need to take a break."
"Sometimes shenanigans is another word for doing what's necessary."